it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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