Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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