Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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