I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
