so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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