Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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