happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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