Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
These tits shall not be calmed
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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