Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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