PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my vag is so smooth its legendary
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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