What did we do last night that was yellow?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish you could order shots online.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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