i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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