69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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