at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There r osticjed everywhere
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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