Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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