Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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