HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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