I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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