just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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