No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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