dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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