so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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