Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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