it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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