Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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