I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you win again, gameday.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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