She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The power of my boobs compel you
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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