What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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