i'm signing you up for texting rehab
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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