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I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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