Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
