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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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