He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea