You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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