i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I would not recommend douching while drunk.