We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.