I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
