nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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