Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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