he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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