Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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