It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
whose parrot is this?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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