Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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