The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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