return my video game
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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