we have officially lost it.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Everyone says I win the strip club
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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