Someone shit on the floor
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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