Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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