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(512): View more from Texas

He told me I remind him of his sister...

(917): View more from New York City

Was this before or after you did it?

(512): View more from Texas

before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.

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(817): View more from Texas

Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day

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(330): View more from Ohio

Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..

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(614): View more from Ohio

I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend

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(813): View more from Florida

Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.

(727): View more from Florida

Savage

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