Wat do u mean how?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.