Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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