Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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