do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
