Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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