great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
