this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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