Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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