i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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