they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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