What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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