So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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