I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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